Carbortion

The act of leaving a small child in a car in a hot parking lot so that it will die.

Jamie wanted her party life back so she had a carbortion

by MethJew November 30, 2011

Cumbustion Cum Bubble Pussy Fart

See "Queef". It means the same damn thing.

You are a cumbustion cum bubble pussy fart.

by David Bailey November 30, 2005

internal cumbustion

when cock explodes inside your pussy, filling it with jizz

My boyfriend is internal cumbustion engine. He can cum five times in a row , without pulling out

by dildo777 March 28, 2022

Cumbustion

When a dude busts a nut so fast that the exothermic release triggers a chain reaction in which cum accelerates exponentially and shoots out the dick hole. Cumbustion

Jimmy: I had Sara rub me out resulting in a cumbustion right in her face.
Bob: You're weird, man

by testicle juice October 2, 2020

cumcoction

Any drink or beverage with cum in it. (i.e. coke with cum, 7up with cum, jagermeister with cum, baileys with cum, orange juice with cum, mojito with cum, gatorade with cum, powerade with cum, mocha frap with cum, skinny iced latte with cum, boba with cum, vodka with cum, strawberry banana smoothie with cum, coffee with cum, water with cum, cum with cum)
Mix and match anything according to your tastes.

"Oh no! Your cumcoction spilled all over my face. Sooooo sticky."

by biqboiz November 14, 2016

comportion

When you have an over whelming sense of being frustrated, angry, confused and are at the end of your rope. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of sadness or depression. There is no where to go but to give a big sigh and say you are "comportioned".

"I feel so comportioned to today. Nothing is going right."

"You make me feel so comportioned!!!"

by Jwela Lillicrop February 8, 2010

Carbortion

The act of leaving a young child in a hot car so that it will die. Like a retroactive abortion for parents who want their freedom back.

Suzie hated her baby so she decided to arrange a carbortion.

by LeonGamblesausage October 14, 2011