Clert

A clert is defined as an ambiguous bodily function that can be performed by any human regardless of gender but probably only by those who have passed puberty.

Oops! I think I may have just clerted. Forgive me.

by DJ Tasty Licks December 10, 2010

culeta

BIG ASS

damn...have u seen the girl culeta

by daddy94 February 20, 2011

Cupertino

Figurative. A state of mind in which one is present in the here and now, experiencing life as good regardless of circumstance. It is always sunny and 85 in Cupertino. It's an attitude of gratitude and detachment. A sense of durable well being.

"I am in Cupertino!" "Let's meet me in Cupertino?"

by Happyallthetime May 24, 2014

cupertino

The land of the non-Ghetto where kindergardeners run with 40 GIG iPods, elemetary schoolers compare helicopters and high schoolers don't have enough money for lunch.

"That's all? A voice activated locker? Check out my new Boeing 747!"

by Bob Ewell (I wish i lived in cupurrtino) February 10, 2005

Cubert

The Night Camp mascot of Week 7. He was broken in half by a greedy little child. Luckily he had a liver transplant and was saved. After three more days of hard times, he was beginning to rot. The next day, he was put to rest in a compost pile.

Look! It is Cubert the Cucumber!

by The Asociation of Ooblah and Night Camp October 23, 2003

cupertino

Cu·per·ti·no

1. A city of western California west of San Jose. It has an electronics industry. Population: 40,263.
2. A bubble full of sheltered kids
3. Often hang outs are Starbucks, Santa Clara Billiards, or Tapioca Express.
4. Three main rules:
a. Don't fuck with asian people
b. Don't fuck with the o.g.'s
c. Don't fuck with the asian o.g.'s
5. A gram of weed is $10-15
6. Lynbrook HS, Monta Vista HS, Cupertino HS, Homestead HS, Fremont HS
7. Keep peace

guy a: where you from man?
guy b: cupertino
guy a: where the fuck is that
guy b: my surburb ghetto.

by mwhaha May 18, 2005

cupert

To constantly beat the shit out ya mrs for not getting her bazongas out.

Reuben Armstrong cuperts his girlfriend everyday. She is soon to die.

by RoadToDeek August 7, 2023