chicken cuddler

It's when a sexual intercourse is performed on a beach and the penis falls out and some of the sand sticks onto it but instead of wiping it off, the penis gets inserted back into the vagina/anus.

Billy - "Sandy just got some sand in her vagina when I did a chicken cuddler."
Bob - "That's just gross bro. Did it hurt?"
Billy - "It bled a little, no big deal."

by Call me Steve February 28, 2009

Cum Cuddler

someone who cuddles another persons freshly ejaculated semen

"boy, julie-anne sure is a cum cuddler"

by Anna_Banana69 February 8, 2010

Cuddlerape

When you suddenly go from cuddling to doing sexual things, and vice versa, or cuddling and doing sexual things at the same time.

I was really shocked when my boyfriend cuddleraped me last night.

by FwahnessTrademark September 23, 2009

Crotch Cuddlers

Used to describe pants that are so tight that they "cuddle your crotch."

Example 1
Guy #1: Dude! look how tight those dudes pants are!
Guy #2: Those are some Crotch Cuddlers

Example 2
Guy #1: How do you get those pants on? Those things look like they are stuck to you.
Guy #2: I know, i thought they looked cool at the store but one wash in the washing machine and they turned into some Crotch Cuddlers and i cant get them off.

by DrummerBoy93 March 11, 2009

Shrub Cuddler

Annoying self righteous person who loves to tell others how they should live. Essentially a tree hugger, only fatter, smellier, and dumber.

The shrub cuddlers are protesting again. I can smell them from here

by tmant May 28, 2011

oven cuddler

originated by my boy "skinflute" in Davis Ca. Oven Cuddler is in short, a "jew". Why a jew? Because back in the day in Hitler's concentration camps when the jews were burned in masses, they were all stuffed in giant ovens and all of them looked as if they were cuddling. Hence, the definition "oven cuddler"

Don't be an "oven cuddler" man. Pull out your wallet and pay for your part of the bill!!!

The reason he has no damn friends is because he's an "oven cuddler"

by Da Skrill June 23, 2006

Cuddlerape

Noun: What happens when you unwillingly cuddlecum all over. See also: Cuddlecumming.

Jason cuddleraped Jess while she was trying to watch tv in bed.

by Antrerio Villamonte January 12, 2010