Skip to main content

Cuddlegasm

When you involuntarily make a "meep" like noise while cuddling with a person. This is generally caused by loving the person so much that your pretty much just can't control it. Some sticky residue may secrete from genitals as well. If so, this is sad, but at least your sensitive.
While we were cuddling, I cuddlegasmed and she called me a fag
by TKapfer December 27, 2009
mugGet the Cuddlegasm mug.

cuddletarian

(noun)
1. A word used, often disparagingly, to describe individuals who profess to "love" animals but still consume animal products.
2. Individuals who seem to only care about the welfare of "cute" animals such as popular mammals while lacking concern for less appealing animals like reptiles or insects.
3. Occasionally, specifically used to denote individuals who subscribe to the ethnocentric viewpoint that eating companion animals (dogs, cats) is wrong, but eating livestock (cattle, chickens, pigs, etc) is acceptable.
1. "I was at a fund raiser for a animal shelter yesterday and a woman at my table was eating a turkey sandwich. I'm so sick of hypocritical cuddletarians!"
2. "Mike boycotts veal and loves his pet kitten, but eats fish practically every day; cuddletairian, much?"
3. "Some cuddletarian animal welfare groups campaign against dog and cat eating in China but never say a word about eating cattle, pigs, and poultry in our own country."
by Wiktor May 29, 2008
mugGet the cuddletarian mug.

Cuddleable

something that you can cuddle with
jerry is cuddleable
by XCONUN July 24, 2018
mugGet the Cuddleable mug.

Cuddleable

someone/something that has an appeal to be cuddled. For example, maybe a stuffed animal or a pet. A small petit person or an adorable person where you just wanna pinch their cheeks and hold them. Maybe even a tall person that you wanna cuddle up to and hug them to feel cozy.
You’re so cuddleable I just wanna squeeze you

It’s so fluffy I’m gonna diieeee
by elizabethjohnsonxo January 31, 2020
mugGet the Cuddleable mug.

Cuddlerape

When you suddenly go from cuddling to doing sexual things, and vice versa, or cuddling and doing sexual things at the same time.
I was really shocked when my boyfriend cuddleraped me last night.
by FwahnessTrademark September 23, 2009
mugGet the Cuddlerape mug.

Cuddlebanned

Only happens in the realm Gorefiend, on the game World of Warcraft.

Happens if you get your account banned after you get reported by Cuddletauren or Cuddlepreist for misconduct in Trade Chat.
2. Trade Nimrod: Son of a bitch, we fucking wiped in Kara and my fucking groupfull of douchebags disbanded.

2. Trade Cuddletauren: reported.

2. Trade Rymar: Dude, you just got Cuddlebanned.
by Rymar October 17, 2008
mugGet the Cuddlebanned mug.

cuddlebate

The act of laying in bed in a spooning position while you hold the other person's genitalia.
I'd like to cuddlebate the living fuck out that hot Loss Prevention guy from Lowes.
by johnhumplover69 January 18, 2014
mugGet the cuddlebate mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email