duckmonkey

When your face looks like a duck and monkey fucked each other and you were the product.

Man1: Hey look at Jaber, he's laying mack down.

Man2: Holy shit! He's mackin' on a duckmonkey.

by Anthony March 13, 2004

FUCKMONKEY

a wingman, takin one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream

Coors Lights WINGMAN

by fuckmonkey#1 January 6, 2004

cockmonkey

A creature that lives in the cockjungle.

"Roadsign: Drive slowly, watch out for the cockmonkeys."

by m0cka January 23, 2009

fuckmonkeys

Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey

Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.

by Andrew March 18, 2005

Cuntmonkey

Someone who is not ony anoying but dumb as shit. Calling them a monkey is an insult to monkeys. A cuntmonkey is that one sorry son of a bitch who everyone just hates

Sarah is the cuntmonkey of the class

by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018

crackmonkey

a general outburst of frustration or anger. can be used in reference to a person, thing, or situation.

crackmonkey, my computer crashed!
you're such a crackmonkey!

by That One Girl January 22, 2003

crackmonkey

any of the indigenous creatures dwelling within the grody, unpleasant anal regions of the person. Agitation of said creatures may result in unpleasant conditions and relations between the person and their ass.

Man, you are scratching yo' booty a bit much, there, Buddy. Is your crackmonkey irritated?

by Mr. P March 1, 2004