Pit bull named cupcake

A violent breed of dog the murders children 5 and under. It is impossible to stop it from attacking children once it catches their scent.

Owner: "My dog is such a sweetie i call her cupcake."

3 year old kid: "aaaaaaAaAaAaaAaaAaaaaAaa"

Pit bull named cupcake: "snarl, snap, snap, tear, growl, snarl, rip, tear"

by Patwub May 10, 2023

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes

Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.

Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?

Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.

by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda March 25, 2012

King Cupcake

The ultimate cupcake. Characterized by a strange combination of emo and hipsterness, with an uncontrollable tendency to flirt with every korean girl encountered, often 2-3 at a time.

The ultimate cupcake would be someone who wears tight red pants purchased from Italy and who has a super emo haircut--for example a high buzzcut on one side with longer comb over hair on the other side.

A king cupcake prefers to remain unidentified and tries to deflect his cupcake status by claiming that others are cupcakes and that cupcaking is inherently "gay cupcaking" (which is false).

"WOW, what a huge cupcake Howard P is. He is always trying to mack on little AZN (asian) girls and wears fruity red designer pants. He truly is the King Cupcake"

by Cupcake Understudy July 7, 2008

cupcake life

a phrase describing the life or living conditions of someone who has lived accustomed to safety and security, usually from an early age, relatively free from most of the hardships and forms of stress that are experienced by a majority of people. A person who has had a cupcake life may start out with built-in advantages, yet struggle to maintain or get ahead when called upon to fend for him/herself.

Kevin complains that he has to work and pay his own bills. It's no surprise that he grew up having a cupcake life in which he was supported by his parents and lived comfortably in the suburbs.

by D.S. Credito April 7, 2015

Cupcake

Edp445 only wanted a cupcake

"I was actually coming out here to pick up a Cupcake"

by AmongUs el sussus April 29, 2021

Tums Cupcake

A word a bunch of smut muffins came up with to insult someone really cool. Nobody is really sure of the exact definition, but it seems to be used to express some sort of sexual interest.

Smut muffin: "hey bro, you're a tums cupcake!"
Cool person: "oh... Ok" *continues eating lunch*

by Swankswagmuffin January 8, 2012

frosting her cupcakes

To cum on a woman's breasts. Preferably B or C cups.

She didn't want frosting in the oven so I was frosting her cupcakes instead.

by collapsing-a-hole March 20, 2010