Speed Cuber

A person who can consistently solve a 3x3x3 cube puzzle whose main focus is on improving their average speed solve times.

I am a Speed Cuber , I go for Speed Cubing competitions in my area as soon as I see them.

by randomdefiner_196 September 7, 2018

Non-Cuber

A person who does not have the knowledge to solve a Rubik's cube, and is fascinated by cubers.

Person 1: Can I see your cube?
Person 2: No, you non-cuber!

by NonCuberCGU April 7, 2017

e-cuber

E-cubers are cubers who solve virtual cubes. Their superiority is complemented by their faszt typing skills and lack of need for fingertricks. They are also insanely attractive, which is the reason for their fame on social media platforms.

Guy number 1: Man have you heard about e-cubing? That shit's insane man, you don't even need an actual cube.

Guy number 2: True! Plus those e-cubers are really fucking hot.

by 5.1pyrso December 11, 2020

Non-cuber

A slur that "Cubers" (people who solve Rubik's Cubes) use to describe someone who can't solve a Rubik's cube in 2 minutes or less.

Man, I should've never let that Non-cuber touch my cUbE! He's a disgrace to cubism! PrAiSe tHe cUbE!

by allahu akbar January 18, 2022

meat cube

A fake, phoney-bologna phrase invented by PLUTO TV to tell the viewer that they broadcast a lot of romantic programming. PLUTO TV gets itat cube,

{wrinkled old douche sitting on a bus}: Why am I throwing thngs all pissily?
It's called a meat cube, and PLUTO TV gets it.

by Telephony2 January 9, 2023

Cube Earth Society (CES)

The group of sophisticated intellectuals that believe the earth is neither flat nor round, but Cubed. They are known individually as Cube Earthers.

Some believe that all of our countries are located on different faces of the Cube. Others hypothesise that the "Earth" as we know it is only one of six flat sides, and there are five other versions of Earth that are being hidden from us.

Religious hoes believe that the earth is only 6000 years old, most of the world believe it is Billions of years old.

We know the truth... it is 7 years old.

Stay Woke.

"Greetings members of the Cube Earth Society (CES). We are calling a meeting during PE. COME THRUUU!!!!"

by IceTeaImnidas October 25, 2018

Cube Jockey

A generic office worker who spends their day in a cubicle and is most likely destined to spend the rest of their career in one. Usually have misplaced dreams of making it into an actual office with a door, but spend most of their day surfing the net and checking personal emails when the boss isn't looking. Like to complain about their job, sometimes check the want ads but NEVER do anything about it. Tend to hang out in packs by the vending machines of large office buildings.

Phil joined the insurance company 5 years ago as an assistant claims processor and has been a cube jockey ever since.

by Max Caffeine November 1, 2008