cuban

1. someone who builds rafts and floats to america and are protected by the wet-foot dry-foot law. mexicans and other spanish people can bee confused for them because they also hitch rides with these people

2. a nationality that for some reason other hispanics are insulted for being called one
1. if you want an example so damn bad go to a floridian boat shop or hardware store and i would bet you 1/2 a grand theres at least one cuban working there

2. man #1: hey are you colombian
man #2: no
man #1: are you cuban?
man #2: imma kick your bitchass im puerto rican
(man #1 gets his ass rided up by a bunch of puerto ricans and gets dthe shit beaten outta him)
man #2: bitch dont call me that. that an insult.
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A group of Hispancis who are conservative and vote for the Republican Party. They tend to associate themselves with Anglos and disassociate themselves from other Hispanics. Many are openly racist towards other Hispanics and Blacks. They will deny their Hispanic roots unless it benefits them in some way such as college applications where they will mark off Hispanic to take advantage of Affirmative Action. The Cuban vote was the deciding factor in awarding Florida to George W. Bush in the 2000 and 2004 elections and you can thank them for the 8 years of Bush.
That's a Cuban, he is a strong Republican and loves George W. Bush. He will be voting for Palin in the upcoming elections.
by MarkBlack October 05, 2008
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Double penetration in the maxillofacial area, without inserting a penis into the mouth.
Oh man, me and my brah wanted to Eiffel Tower that narsty slorca the other night but she had just had surgery on her mouth so Cubanned her instead!
by Rey Tiburones April 13, 2007
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A cuban is great way to get a great party going. Refers to a cuban cigar, hand made, and illegal in the United States. People get really impressed when you pull a couple out and light em up.
A tool: Yo, i got some cubans!
Everyone Else: YO, sweet, lets hit em!
by boardbro January 26, 2005
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A person from Cuba who is stereotyped ALOT. most of them are 'chusmas', but some are actually classy, wealthy people.

We talk loud and sometimes are annoying, but people love us anyways. we love our family and always have food to offer.

Their abuelitas always feed them, even if they are 1000 pounds.

Cubans are white, black, mulato, and chinese.
Cubans ALWAYS have the best food (croquettas, picadillo, carne con papa, abondigas, etc.) and their bread is the SHITT.

Most Cuban men/guys are cocky and arrogant, and even being a Cuban, i admit it. The old men usually talk loud and say "OYE" with a nasaly voice.

About 90% of miami is made up of cubans, but not all came from little banana boats. (my family came on a plane)
Alot of cubans own farmacias, and live in Hialeah.
Cuban: Oye eat some picadillo!
Person: STOP YELLING !
Cuban: I'm not this is my whisper!

Person: oh well i'm not hungry
Cuban: ok i'll feed you anyways.
by PinoyCubana November 18, 2011
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best love makers cigar makers clothes maker musicians cookers in the world
cubans have the best women ever great dancers
by imcuban February 07, 2010
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A person that can whip your ass in dominoes. Is family oriented. Cooks better than everyone else. Drinks Mojitos. Smokes Cigars. Drinks the strongest coffe known to man. Plays and watches baseball. And dreams of the day the homeland can be revisited. VIVA CUBA LIBRE CARAJO!
Mira el tipo este. De verdad que esta enpingao. Tiene que ser cubano
by CosasCuba.com February 27, 2006
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