sugar-coated lies

Those donuts aren't food, they are poison. Same with chocolate chip cookies, the double Dutch chocolate cake, the can of soda, the bag of potato chips, and the pretzel-wrapped hotdogs.

All that junk isn't food, it doesn't fuel you, it kills you! it literally kills you!

Me: "I'm hungry"

*Reaches for a donut*
Jocko: THOSE DONUTS AREN'T FOOD, THEY ARE SUGAR-COATED LIES!

by supersizedmcshizzle April 13, 2023

Candy coated

When a car has candy paint, or a high gloss paint finish, on it.

See Shawnna's song, "Candy Coated"

DAMN! That car is candy coated!

by Pomegranate July 4, 2006

catted

shut down, rejected, a loser, a nobody, michelle

we went to the club and that b*tch michelle was catted

by JOSEE July 29, 2007

Chocolate coated cashew

When a female sexual partner excretes feaces onto a male partner's testicles then proceeds to nibble on the area.

"Shazza gave me the nicest chocolate coated cashew last night".

"Suck on my chocolate coated cashew".

by Ken Leee March 8, 2009

Winter coated it

When you get a girl into bed but are too scared to make a move and end up sleeping in your clothes and on some occasions even keeping your winter coat on.

Roomate 1: did you smash last night?

Roomate 2: Na i got scared and winter coated it again.
Roomate 1:Bro, she's gonna think your gay.

by Colbyd15 January 31, 2022

Catted

Copied because copy cat so catted

Bob :Yo bro I just catted your work what you gonna do about it bruv
Tegz: come buck me then bruv you better watch out if I ever here you catted me again your gonna get licked

by Badboyharvbrupgangshit June 15, 2018

Tom Catted

Whens someone takes a massive dump in a public restroom, then walks out without washing his hands.

"I was in stall #3 droppin one off then some guy ran into the stall next to me and blew it up. He wiped once then ran out without washing his hands. WTF i just got tom catted!

by TurdFerguson123 April 25, 2013