cryptards

abbreviation:

1. crypto-retards: people who buy cryptocurrency to get rich, mainly driven by crypto-frauds stupid tweets that don't make sense

2. crypto-frauds: people who run scams and rug-pull on crypto-retards

Michael Saylor believes cryptards are idiots as he is.

More chance of you to get lost with cryptards increases with a decrease in your IQ level

by judgement_day_doomsayer November 5, 2021

Cryptard

The most annoying/retarded fatass in the world.

"Jake, you're such a fucking cryptard.."

by blahblahblah123456734 June 14, 2009

CryptIRC

Possibly the most worthless channel in the whole SwiftIRC IRC network. It's usually infested with poorniggers and other assortments of niggers. Note though, it has a single active female user, 2 males, 5 12-YOs and the rest are niggers.

Where the hell is mark? - Did you look for him in CryptIRC? - Yes, goddammit, where's that poornigger?!

by Barak Shelef June 26, 2008

Cryptorchidism

1. When a male child is born with an undescended testicle.

2. A medical term Undropped balls.

Example #1:

Person one - "Hey does David Wilson have cryptorchidism?"

Person two - "No."

Example #2:

Doctor - "Sir, I'm afraid your baby has a condition called cryptorchidism, unfortunately he hasn't dropped a ball."

Father - "Looks like I can't name him David Wilson."

::Laughs all around::

by NY's finest September 12, 2013

cryptorchid

An individual, usually a male, who lacks the male qualities of manliness

JD: He is such.a pansy, have his balls even dropped yet?
JB: He must be a cryptorchid.

by donjay March 7, 2017

crypticharrasser

a little kirkish being.

nope, no example fo you, cuz you speaks like a crypticharrasser ish.

by Mark November 8, 2003

cryptorchism

An abnormal physical condition, involving the male reproductive glands, or the 'testes' if you will. It tends to manifest itself during the first stages of sexual arousal. The erectile tissue of the penis becomes filled with blood, engorging the penis to a semi-flaccid state. The testes at this point are withdrawn into the body by the arteria testicularis, frustrating the blood absorption process of the penis. The penis violently contracts as a result, contusing itself severely at the base. The spasms will increase until the entire stem of the penis has become purple or black-and-blue in color. Despite the excruciating pain, seminal discharge will begin to leak out of the glans (penis tip).

It's recommended to pull back the testes immediately, despite the debilitating pain, to prevent further complications to the male reproductive organ, such as testicular torsion. (Where the blood supply to the testicle is cut off because of 'twists' in the spermatic cord.)

"Sorry mate, I'll be bedridden for the rest of the week. My penis cryptorchismed when I made a play for the ol' ball-and-chains. She wasn't too amused... the heartless sow. Can't even walk and the wench insists that I clean out the gutter. You got to love her at least for her lust of the family spear."

by Septic_Tank March 10, 2008