cryerbate

To cry, whine, or otherwise complain to garner pleasurable attention and sympathy. Negative connotation, especially when used to describe chronic, pointless bitching.

We've all heard it before so why don't you go cryerbate in your room and leave us alone?

by febrile42 September 5, 2008

cryer

When you take the last piece of wedding cake and shove it up your wife's asshole with your dick, pull out and make her eat the cum and cake off your dick.

Ethan: damn I can't believe I'm getting married today.

Zeke: yeah man, you gotta giver the a cryer tonight.

by DaddyDZeke April 21, 2017

Cryersault

1) When you cry and somersault at the same time.
2) A fancy word for faceplant.

Person 1: *Faceplants.*
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: I'm fine, I just did a cryersault.

by Sans the Lucario August 1, 2018

Cryer

A word invented by Rishi, basically you can a person who often Cries hard as Cryer.

Don't be a cryer

by Ronin9921 February 28, 2022

cryerbully

**Cryerbully** (noun): Someone who likes to attack others but claims harassment or plays the victim if they are attacked back.

"Chandler is such a cryerbully—he’s always insulting people, but the moment someone claps back, he starts complaining about being harassed."

by ShadowOfficial December 14, 2024

Jon Cryer

American actor. Mostly famous for playing Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men.

Jon Cryer is the perfect potrayal of alan

by superbobble.com April 13, 2017

Sean Cryer

A person who is normally found under the boss’ desk with his lips gripped firmly around the boss’ cock

Haven’t seen the foreman in a while. He must be a Sean Cryer.

by BigBalls24 August 15, 2018