A person who frequently bitches and moans on Facebook statuses about life events with little or no cause.
Status:I don't understand why people can't take a hint... if I deleted ur phone number it means I don't wanna talk to you, not lets continue the conversation or go run your mouth to our mutual friends about it. It means drop the fucking topic. Blah I need a shot.
Comment: Shut the fuck up! Nobody cares about your petty life events! Your a Facebook Crybaby!
Comment: Shut the fuck up! Nobody cares about your petty life events! Your a Facebook Crybaby!
by cease_uno January 14, 2013
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A term often used to describe the core narrative of the Trumpster’s candidacy for the 2024 Presidency which heavily focuses on how he has been relentlessly and unfairly victimized and witch-hunted.
It’s ironic how the Orange One’s crybaby crusade is actually an artifact of his own creation since he has been actually repeatedly victimizing himself due to his penchant for lies and self-destruction.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023
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Someone who obsesses over Melanie Martinez. (Also like me!!)
Someone who obsesses over Melanie Martinez. (Also like me!!)
I'm the biggest crybaby ever!
Where my crybabies at?
" They call youCrybaby, crybaby , but you don't even care." -Melanie Martinez
I'll try to show a gif of Mel (The nickname we crybabies and other people have given her)
Where my crybabies at?
" They call youCrybaby, crybaby , but you don't even care." -Melanie Martinez
I'll try to show a gif of Mel (The nickname we crybabies and other people have given her)
by KeenaTheCrybaby March 5, 2017
Get the crybaby mug.A sexual act containing of either two males or females in which the women/male get down on there knees and arc there back toward the heavens and wait for the male to ejaculate on their back, when this is done successfully the male semen should trickle down their back, gently into crack, then drip to the floor
CAUTION DANGER!!: could end up in pregnancy with blown out vagina
CAUTION DANGER!!: could end up in pregnancy with blown out vagina
dude did you know that Pedro gave a Florida Crybaby to that one blown out lunch lady?...well shes pregnant
by HombreDeSexo August 31, 2009
Get the Florida Crybaby mug.Cryabetes is characterized by an accute and sudden need to cry like a bitch. Often victims must test their blood-tear level with a lancet for sadness. Type-2 cryabetes is often contracted from those that have lost family members, or are just being a pussy.
by daveycius May 27, 2006
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