crucified

someone that is an ugly ass mothafucka. this person is the most horrendous looking human you have ever seen. if you see someone that is an ugly ass mofo and makes you think “whaddafuck is this creature?” they are crucified.

yo that bih be crucified as hell

by sillyswan22420 November 17, 2021

crucified by bisexuals

when someone gets crucified by bisexuals

John: hey did you hear about that guy who got crucified by those people who like men and women?
Jimmy: oh yeah he was crucified by bisexuals

by EdgeTillIBlackOut January 19, 2023

Crumifie

When you make crumbs in your pringles or any crips by using your hand,or any crushing object

Niall:hey Matthew haev you crumifie those pringles yet.
Matthew: no my hands are too dirty I don't want to ruin my pringles

by butt monkey man November 15, 2019

Crucifried

When you burn the h*** out of something to eat
So spicy it makes you sweat.

I want my burger crucifried. Black crispy and spicy hot!

by Ms Etch A Sketch May 1, 2021

getting Crucified

The act where a woman is taken to a cheap hotel from the bar after shes had to many drinks, the woman is tied to each bedpost and sexified up. Once she passes out, the man procedes to poo on her chest and then lift the bed onto two legs so the woman is vertical facing the door. The door to the hotel is then left open and the man leaves.

Man: did you see Conors mom getting crucified?!
Woman: I already crucified his girlfriend!

by [e-mail] March 3, 2010

crapified

When something has been wrecked.

My bike is crappified.

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

cumified

To get blasted in the face with cum (sperm) unexpectedly while giving oral sex to a male.

wow i really got cumified by my boyfriend last night.

by heartogramer June 3, 2010