Crunt

A denomination for a burnt crumble. Two choices are then offered : brumble, or crunt, which is obviously the best choice.

Matthew, you forgot the crumble in the oven, now we have to serve crunt to our guests !

by Mayonnaise and Sea Food November 03, 2018

crunt

Dried up semen

You're mom's had trouble gettin my gang's crunt out of her hair.

by Richard Head June 15, 2003

Crunt

A derogatory term for women; or a sexist terminology for someone of the female gender.

meant to support the ideology that men are superior to women

If a women is called this, it means they are useless/ unneeded

Originating from the early 1800’s, the word is starting to resurface after hundreds of years.

Said to have been first used during the war of 1812.

“We can fire her, she ain’t nothin’ but a no good crunt”

Plural “These crunts never learn, they must stay in the kitchen”

by Ed Eden May 24, 2022

crunt

A crappy cunt. When you take a massive shitturd, but forget to wipe, and slowly accumulate shit on your underwear throughout the day.

Nellie: "Hello? Is anyone there? I took a massive crap, but I can't find any toilet paper."
Manager: "Sorry, there is none."
*Nellie develops into a crunt*

by littlebitch69lel January 20, 2015

crunting

the act of hunting for crocodiles

we're gonna go crunting up in Darwin this weekend

by ronbonbok February 14, 2012

Crunt

- An individual who is both a crook and a cunt.

- A crook with an consistently unpleasant, hostile or slimy disposition

- An individual who does business in an disreputable fashion and/or has the sole intent of scamming you during the course of business.

I don’t want to do business with him, he’s a crunt!

by Shovelhead January 19, 2022

crunt

the spot between ur ass and your cunt

your crunt smells like blue cheese crumbles

by cruntman July 12, 2009