The Crunchatizer

The act of stuffing Cap'n Crunch into a female's frontal sex hole and giving her shitty pleasure palace a "milk enema." The male then gives her oral from one hole to another interspersed with brief bouts of first-base until both partners have gotten a well-balanced breakfast.

"Are you hungry? Do you want to go get a bagel?"
No, I gave my neighbor The Crunchatizer last night and I'm still full."

by Tiquante Jones July 11, 2010

crunchtastic

adj. Fantastically crunchy. A marketing term used only for the best of all high-calorie snacks.

My God, THIS is what passes for crunchtastic these days?

by BBQ Platypus November 3, 2006

crunchrag

a towel covered in dried semen

After a few uses, the dirty sock was a hardened crunchrag

by sandberg April 30, 2011

crunchykandi

A person on TikTok that I am mutuals with that has a fursona of I don’t know which anyways give them a follow.

Me: What the hell is crunchykandi‘s fursona?!

by OverShabby February 23, 2022

crunchbag

A nutty-crunch Vermonter. Someone who buys organic food, drives a Volvo and wears L.L. Bean.

She would never eat that she's too much of a crunchbag

by Jeff Mintz November 30, 2006

Crunchatize Me Captain

It's when you have anal intercourse, but while your giving the girl the business, Captain Crunch cereal is in her vagina.

Oh my God, Danny gave me the Crunchatize Me Captain last night for the first time, and I came blood.

by Smhole Shmartin November 13, 2020

crunchfangled

this is when your so drunk that you can't see straight and the world is spinning in ways the human brain cannot comprehend.

dude, i'm so crungfangled it hurts *pukes*

by Dirrty_Girl August 12, 2004