crump

a type of dance like battling except the real shit usually battlin it out between the clowns-seen in the movie rize

we goin down to battle zone to see the crumps get they ass whooped by the clowns.

by miyah s. July 6, 2005

crump

The act of slamming your cock up someones rump from behind

Yo nigga, I crumped that sloppy bitch fo an hour last night!

by J January 31, 2005

crump

eating while taking a dump.

I love cinnamon toast crunch while I crump.

by ryan and jay November 20, 2003

crump

verb - to stomp onto the stomach of a freshly deceased corpse with such force that its internal organs erupt from its anus/vagina. Usually performed so that the guts spray into the face of a willing volunteer for their perverted pleasure.

Jon: "How'd you like that time when I crumped your mum all over you?"
Dan: "It was the hottest thing ever"

by Monkeytits March 18, 2014

crump

a crump is when you have a bubbly fart.
makes steffy start her period late!

i crump in aimees bed.

by SteffyDropDead March 22, 2008

crump

straight drunk as balls

"I'm getting fucking crumped tonight"

by Max and Jacob October 12, 2004

crump

An old maid school teacher

Student #1: That poor woman. Three eyes, or is that a wart?

Student #2: It's a wart, see the hair growin' out of it?

Student #1: Oh yeah. Too bad, she'll always be a crump.

Crump: Quiet back there!

by Jimmy D October 13, 2003