Chubcakes 

Part of the skinny white boys with wavy dark hair category, the 'Chubcakes' is often racist, sexist, and everything-else-ist. He gets away with this tomfoolery because he is also what people call 'Adorablecakes'. Fluent in making the orange sound, he is able to adorable-fy girls everywhere.
Some Chubcakes also come with a cane accessory.

Random Girl: "Did you hear that guy? He just told me to get back into the kitchen!"
Other Girl: "What a Chubcakes!"

Chubcakes by I wonder who I am chubs? December 17, 2008

Cramcakes 

Noun (pl)

What one eats as a abbreviated breakfast after a long night of cramming for a test. A variation of swishing milk and chocolate syrup around in your mouth, it's when you eat a pat of butter followed by drinking maple syrup. You get all the yummy cholesterol of the butter and the sugar rush of the syrup, without all the filling carbs of the actual pancakes themselves.

"I was up all night studying and finally went to sleep at 6:30. I slept for 25 minutes and since I slept in my clothes, all I had to do was wake up at 6:55AM, grab some cramcakes and still made it to class by 7AM."

Cramcakes by billebllunt May 8, 2014

crumbcakke 

When you crumble up a bunch of cookies and sprinkle them over someone’s face

I do not fap, I do not watch crumbcakke

crumbcakke by Qishrbaks November 16, 2023

Crumbkake 

Crumbkakke, where multiple people dump ropey loads of any type of crumb on someone's face.

Crumbkake videos are the only thing that arouses me anymore.

Crumbkake by JohnC45 January 2, 2024

crumbkake 

Where you crumble up a cookie and sprinkle it on someone’s face

Dude Josh was fapping to crumbkake the other day!

crumbkake by Goodgreifs June 26, 2024