Chubcakes 

Breasts that are only fat or a result of being fat; when a woman's clavicle and/or collar bone aren't defined but she has a full chest; a woman has chubcakes when you can't tell where her shoulders ends and her boobs begin.

Jessica Simpson's chubcakes look like my fat uncle's ass crack.

Chubcakes by KeshiaC1123 February 28, 2011

Chubcakes 

Part of the skinny white boys with wavy dark hair category, the 'Chubcakes' is often racist, sexist, and everything-else-ist. He gets away with this tomfoolery because he is also what people call 'Adorablecakes'. Fluent in making the orange sound, he is able to adorable-fy girls everywhere.
Some Chubcakes also come with a cane accessory.

Random Girl: "Did you hear that guy? He just told me to get back into the kitchen!"
Other Girl: "What a Chubcakes!"

Chubcakes by I wonder who I am chubs? December 17, 2008

Cupcakes of Forgiveness 

cupcakes presented after a wrongdoing is committed.

Sam crashed Kali's car, and he presented her the next day with the cupcakes of forgiveness.

Cupcakes of Forgiveness by brodbro March 15, 2010

Cupcakes Fanfiction

The most fucked-up, mentally scarring fanfiction you will ever read. Also happens to be about My Little Pony. The plot:
Rainbow Dash goes to see her friend Pinkie Pie. Pinkie makes her eat a cupcake, which makes Rainbow fall asleep. When she wakes up, she's strapped down in Pinkie's basement (which is filled with other pony's body parts, made to look like they're at a party) Pinkie then proceeds to skin Rainbow's cutie mark off, cut off her wings, EAT PART OF RAINBOW'S LEG- etc. Rainbow eventually dies and Pinkie puts her in a cupcake.

I just read the Cupcakes Fanfiction. I will never eat a cupcake again without throwing up.

Cupcakes Fanfiction by Zapps September 1, 2012

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes 

Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.

Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?

Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda March 25, 2012

frosting her cupcakes 

To cum on a woman's breasts. Preferably B or C cups.

She didn't want frosting in the oven so I was frosting her cupcakes instead.

frosting her cupcakes by collapsing-a-hole March 20, 2010

crabcakes and football 

...that's what Maryland does!

*after a touchdown pass* "YES! Crabcakes and football! That's what Maryland does!"

crabcakes and football by c.dubsak April 9, 2008