Crub

"Crub"
An off-brand version the "scrub."

"Shut up, crub"
"What the fuck is that."
"Its a scrub you uncultured fuck."

by CrubUser96 May 27, 2020

crub

When someone, lacking grammatical skill, is highly disappointed in their own actions.

"Oh crub! I forget to add picture to email for u."

by The Real Cootsie April 16, 2010

Crub

The combination of a Cuddle and a Rub, often referred to as a sexual act.

To be crubbed

"Rub a dub dub, You're in for a Crub."

"Crubbed in your sleep? You're lucky to be touched at all, you ungreatful bastard"

by Garuness September 28, 2009

crub

A pretentious, MacBook using, Starbucks coffee drinking, blog writing, moustache wearing, poor music listening, weirdly dressed human being.

Haha, that dude is a total crub.

by shn&limes December 11, 2010

crub

A crack whore nub who will stop at nothing for xp, this includes but is not limited to snorting coke off cyber cock. A sexy nubletta who infact is such a zz pk that all you have to do is hold shift and the left button.

Me: rofflecakes, you are leik so ez it shuld be a krime ya hurd?!
Crub: OMG! how do you? Show!
Me: only 4 cyber. jk crub lololololololol.
<I Nk The Crub>
Crub: OMG y u nk?!
Me: OMG y u so zz?
Crub: I s/e.
Me: Kthnxbai

by Lance the king of black metal April 14, 2007

Crub

noun.
Club. A word you use when your obsessive loving bf does not want you to club, or takes drastic measures to prevent you from clubbing or other social activities likewise.

Bf: Hey, where you going? ARE YOU GOING CLUBBING AGAIN?
you: Oh, I'm going crubbing with my friends.
Bf: Oh, okay.

by julziejulzie July 19, 2011

Crub

Crub is a lifestyle , which primarily came from DUB , crub is a slower form of dub but with lower frequency bass , so less Beats per minute but more bass al round
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Crub,Crubbed,Crubbin,Crubs,Crubologist

"get your Crub on"

"That shit was Crub"

"turn that crub up fool"

"Dj spin that crub"

"That was crubbin"

by Psybliminal March 9, 2009