pussy cooties

germs left behind from the sexual pleasuring of the vagina

dammit! shit! there are pussy cooties all over my floor!

by ricky December 28, 2004

Cooties

The metaphysical manifestation of the fear of social backlash resulting from association with the opposite sex during childhood.

In short, the other sex has them, you can get them, and you do not want them.

(Josh is seen with Katie.)
Boys: Eww, Josh has cooties!

by Laevateinn January 1, 2010

crolies

Northern UK slang for Coca Cola

Nah, I'm fine with a crolies

by gesiwuj September 13, 2010

crouties

When an adult is around a child with croup and starts coughing but people say adults cant get croup - so they get crouties

I got the crouties from my grandson, Landon.

by fayewray June 9, 2023

Boy cooties

Gross germs passed by a little boy touching a little girl.

Don't sit by me you got boy cooties!

by jesRika April 8, 2020

Unemployment Cooties

fear of interacting with an unemployed person for fear that whatever caused him or her to be unemployed will transfer to you. Originally used by John Stewart on the Daily Show.

After I lost my job, all of my "friends" suddenly became too busy to spend time with me. I guess I have unemployment cooties.

by wouldaben January 4, 2011

Cronies

A Group. People of a common interest doing something together.

Your mom has cronies on her feet, or Look at all the trifling runescape Cronies

by Jake Ive August 31, 2006