crotchpod

A slang tern for scrotum, or nut sack.

"Dave just kicked bill in the crotchpod!"

"Bob is sucked kyle's crotchpod!

by theshipsnake November 12, 2012

Crotchdog

The male version of a cameltoe.

That guy needs to adjust his pants because I can see his "crotchdog"!

by GrndMffTrn March 7, 2021

crotch job

tight shorts usually worn for gym class. They have no pockets to store anything and no zipper. They're usually red in color, sometimes blue. They hug your butt cheeks as well.

Johnnie has those red crotch job shorts on again. He's gonna have to pull them down if he needs to take a whizz.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 6, 2009

crotchmonkoid

-A human of Neanderthal-like mental capacity with a strong natural proclivity toward Dickdom

"Listen, you ignorant crotchmonkoid... shut the fuck up and go back to making cave-paintings of Bam-Bam fisting Pebbles before I kick you in the spine."

by Batrastard July 31, 2003

crotchograph

Photograph of a woman's crotch, usually taken as she is getting out of a car while wearing a short dress / skirt without underwear. Must be a celeberity to be a true crotchograph.

Damn, did you see that crotchograph of Brittany Spears?

by Sterl January 29, 2008

Crotchrocket

Holy Shit! That Bike is Fucking Awesome Dude!

prolly the one thing closest to a jetfighter that we can legally own and drive on the road!

holy fucking shit, that bike is badass dude i fuckin love it

by Ice June 30, 2004

crotchrot

The phenomenon of a vagina, labia, or clitoris that smells like a dead trout or maybe even a fart. It's is never pleasant to stick your face in, leaves a stink on your fingers for weeks, and usually leaves a little something in your room/bed sheets for a day or two...or more. Common of soccer and hockey players.

I hate the smell of crotchrot. Close your legs, I'm going to vomit.

by Clutterbuck December 22, 2003