premature clapulation

You are so intrigued by a performance, more so than your fellow audience, that you feel the need to applaud before everyone else. Usually no one else joins in clapping.

During super bowl 38 Janet Jackson's nipple slip cause extreme premature clapulation.

by BrennanChoo July 5, 2008

oral copulation

1. to insert the male member (penis) into the mouth in order to derive sexual pleasure.
2. the sucking or licking of the female genitalia (vagina) in order to derive sexual plaesure

i would be enchanted if you performed oral copulation on me

by annon. January 22, 2004

anal copulation

to insert the male member (penis) into the anus in order to derive sexual pleasure.

last night she let me ingage her in anal copulation.

by annon. January 22, 2004

premature clapulation

Applauding before a performance is finished. This refers to situations where some or all of the audience think that the performance is over, NOT because they think its superlative quality merits mid-performance applause.

Everyone applauded because they thought or hoped the song was over, but there was one more tedious verse. Terri whispered to me, "Whoops! Premature clapulation."

by vonTrips August 21, 2009

copulation

The act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman; the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur

see carnal

by merk January 9, 2004

Copulation paste

The spunk people, the spunk

Had to let it go dude, she was full of the finest copulation paste I could offer.

by dat-ting July 9, 2007

Crapulation

When you are having sex and then one of you poops/craps.

a man and woman are having sex when all of a sudden the woman says "god damn i got to shit" then she craps. That is crapulation.

by pathetic prince Pearse March 5, 2014