Cocknosebitch

A person with a cock that is on his/her nose; A bitch; A fag; Barrack Obama.

Barrack Obama is a cocknosebitch.

by Nick filskov January 19, 2009

CockNoseMcSmellAss

The Epitome of stupidity

Person A "I just stuck my dick in the Electrical Outlet"

Person B "Well, it could be wore, you could be CockNoseMcSmellAss or whoever such a person REALLY is...

by CockNoseMcSmellAss January 18, 2003

cocknose

Originated because sum1 has a nose so steep its a double black ski run, and looks remarkably cock shaped

Tamsin u have a cock nose

by Ben April 13, 2005

Cocknose

A person usually female with the first name beginning and ending with an A, who has a nose with a strong resemblance to a big fat hairy COCK.

Anna you cocknose, get a nose job!!!!

by Cherice May 8, 2006

cocknose

Cocknose ~ Cock'-nose (Noun)

First spotted in Datchet, Berkshire in 1979, the Cocknose, is a species of homo clearly defined by having a penis in place of a nose.

The young Cocknose is commonly found in the familiar feeding grounds of the Fox but has been known to venture to other drinking locals in the Putney environment.

The Cocknose is quick to anger when playing sport and is renowned for its dry wit.

The mature Cocknose leaves the nest at the age 27 years and migrates to the 'big city'.

by David Bellamy September 12, 2008

Crowsnose

a badly broken nose or the type of nose with two slants

That man's crowsnose gives me the willies!

by Crowsnose March 14, 2004

cocknose

one with a the male reproductive organ (Penis) for a nose

Alf is a cocknose puppet.

by Pervis McNasty February 3, 2005