croose

The drunken state where you do not act solely crazy or solely loose, instead you are somewhere along the middle, thus "croose"

"She got so drunk at that party last night, she was croose"

by Lara88 December 31, 2006

Croobies

When the skin from your stomach hangs low, wobbles to and fro, and resembles two boobs. You then get the ever fug looking crotch boobs. CROOBIES!

OMG look at those croobies!

by Jewbies July 22, 2010

crooked as a Florida election

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.

Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.

by james savik November 15, 2018

crooked head syndrome

When an individual develops a slight curve in his or her neck making it appear the head is crooked. May progressively get worse until head is parallel to the ground. Usually making an individual less attractive. Depression often pairs with crooked head syndrome.

Look at that girl she has crooked head syndrome.

Missy has severe crooked head syndrome.

by Craigadon September 15, 2009

Croochie

A crew of hoochies; A group of young (often promiscuous) women dressed scantily or in a revealing fashion out together for a night on the town.

Damn, look at that croochie, they must be rollin' eight deep!

by Professor Crispy December 9, 2012

the mom-croon

A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, perform, and sing along to a song in an extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand gestures. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC’s as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.

Person 1: Did you see Taylor's dancing at the Grammys?
Person 2: yah she was just doing the mom-croon

by emilymichelleswift13 September 27, 2015

Crooks and nannies

When a person is stoned out of their mind they will say this word when refering to a small crevice within a object

Don't forget to clean all of the crooks and nannies in that ceiling fan.

by The X stoner-in-law January 7, 2009