Cronk

Cronk is the name that is given to cute, kind and beautiful boys. If you ever meet someone called Cronk, you're very lucky. :))

Girl: OMG, is that Cronk?! He's so cool and cute!
Other girl: I agree! :D

by Meep man :D February 02, 2020

Cronk

A pedophile that likes to bring children into his van. A cronk is basically a kidnapper, so watch out.

Nooo I got a cronk as my gym teacher

by dt0089fgh May 04, 2020

Cronk

Cronk, Cronked, or Cronking is what happens to the male human body when he hears the word Tuesday

Damn nigga I just Cronked thinking about Tuesday this week.

by CHuffCityBoys November 12, 2019

Cronk

Having a shit and masturbating at the same time

I'll be back in 20 minutes, i'm just gonna have a quick cronk

by BobDaCronker December 31, 2010

Cronk

The onamatapaeic (sounds like what it is)word for slaping one's flacid cock against the face of a ladyfriend.

I got bored in the night so I snuck into her room and gave her a right good cronking.

by Palmer Eldritch April 18, 2004

Cronk

To mix different types of alcohol together in order to satisfy the palate. Or to just satisfy ones curiosity.

"At 80% Ballast Point 'Big Eye' & 20% Mornington Imperial Stout, I must say, I'm more than satisfied with that cronk!," cronking cranking cronked certified cronker

by BreakfastMetal March 16, 2015

Cronk

a girthy cock of any length

succ my cronk daddy

by papa emeritus September 27, 2017