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craptastic

Fantastically crappy. Something or some situation so crappy that it is barely to be believed. Akin to calling something "fantastic" in a sarcastic voice.
I went to a concert last night, and the motherfucking, craptastic audience made so much goddamned noise that I couldn't hear the music.
by snora December 2, 2009
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Cowtastic

Lots of cows or cow themed stuff put together.

from: cow and fantastic
ie. Youre farm is so cowtastic.
by cowlover2 September 19, 2010
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craptastic

When something both sucks and blows; when "fantastic" just can't be said ironically enough; when you're tired of saying, "That's just fucking great"; when you're tired of people saying you're too pessimistic for saying everything's crap so you pep things up with something that at least sounds more optimistic
Some person you dislike gets something you think you deserve: "That's craptastic!"
Or: "Have you seen the new reality TV show? Man, it's totally craptastic!"
by Your Great Books Teacher October 2, 2004
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Craptastical

(adj) The descriptive word of crap.
"This food is craptastical"
"man, that's craptastical!"
"That is a craptastical definintion of craptastical!"
by Twalger March 25, 2005
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cocktastic

cock·tas·tic
Pronunciation: cock-'tas-tik

Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French cocktastique, from Late Latin cocktasticus.

1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a cock produces

2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a cock

3 incredibly good: EXCELLENT, SUPERLATIVE <a cocktastic meal>

- cock·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(")cok-"tas-t&-'ka-l&-tE, f&n-/ noun
- cock·tas·ti·cal·ness /-'cok-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun
EXAMPLE 1
Ron: And therefore we can see how I, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.

CEO: Ron, you're a cocktastic asset in this company. I will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.

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EXAMPLE 2
Student: Will you impeach Bush, Mr. Kerry?

Policeman: Shut up, commie kid!

*policeman generously tasers commie student*

Kerry: Dear oh dear, that was a cocktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.
by Rodrigo Cornejo December 15, 2008
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Craptasticity

the ratio of the percent of crap in one variable to the percent crap in another variable
Saturday night helped reverse the effects of the overall craptasticity of last week
by KittyGrrl05 October 20, 2010
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crantastic

The state of being fantastic while also possessing the properties of a cranberry.
That cranapple juice was crantastic. Cran-fucking-tastic.
by crantastic January 28, 2008
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