crocodile

insincere or false when used adjectivally. From crocodile tears (=false sympathy).

She gave me a crocodile smile.

by uttam maharjan November 16, 2010

Crocodillic

When you feel so removed from this mortal plane, you might as well be a crocodile. You're crocodillic.

This crocodillic maths ia man....

by croccy February 3, 2019

crocodiling

talking on your cell phone backstage at a fashion show to make yourself look important, because in reality, nobody cares you are there

"i was back at london fashion week a couple of months back, there were wannabe fashionistas crocodiling all over the place

by lisa55 October 3, 2008

crocodile

A stapler, hand-operated or electric.

Out of staples! Gotta feed the crocodile!

by pentozali October 16, 2008

Crocodile

The description of a very large TURD laying in the toilet with part of it's Head above the water line,,,,Too many Beers and too much Garlic Pizza will make it float real good...,,

"Hey Willie-- come look at this Crocodile-- it want to climb out of the Shitter"

by Dr. Jimmy Dillrod January 21, 2005

Crocodile

Taken "Lacoste"'s logo (Company of clothing)

Name for person who wears fancy & expensive clothes.

"Yesterday i went to the prom. there was too many Crocodiles down there.

by Yoni zabari February 12, 2007

Crocodile

Something that is going to kill Steve Irwin one day

by Anonymous June 22, 2003