cripit

amazingly cool, awsome

Hey bro, that club is really cripit

by swagger of a prince February 27, 2009

cricite

slang for critisize.

i wouldn't cricite you, but seeing as though you cricited me last time i might consider becoming a criciter and cricite you.

by adriaan de villiers October 3, 2005

crisitunity

This is when a crisis and an opportunity come together to solve problems.

More specifically when two crises's meet and an opportunity is formed.

I needed a roommate so bad until I found out a friend was being evicted from his place. Thank god for crisitunity.

by The Queen of Crisis April 29, 2010

crikit

A creature a person chases for amusement of us all.

Ryan: *throws crikit with a bow on it at Rayne* Happy early/belated birthday?

Rayne: *chases*

by DreamerBoy July 5, 2010

Cribitchy

nickname for a girl named Chrissy who gets cranky and bitches someone or people out.

Is Cribitchy coming out tonight?

by Tweets July 29, 2010

cripitate

A Mysterious Person.

My friend jon is such cripitate.

by Cripitate August 9, 2016

Criniti

Men have naught to fear, but women.... gird your uterus. Made of dark purple misty smoke, a criniti is vicious in his attacks. The high pitch of a women's voice is his signal that his prey is near. As a closet vaper he can cloak himself in his own smoke. His battle cries include the following, " make me a sandwich" or " go get pregnant. " He stashes all his unfortunate victims in a hidden mopar he keeps out in the boonies. A criniti is not to be taken lightly, all females be advised keep a spare sandwich near to throw in the opposite direction in case a criniti comes after YOU.

I kept my sandwich beside just like you said mom, and when he appeared yelling, "the house isn't up to my standards!" I tossed my sandwich SO far to the other side. It worked just liked you said mom! Thanks for the emergency criniti kit, I was so close to being crinitied! Whew.

by Avionics unite October 21, 2016