Cock Critter

An individual with the personality and characteristics of a genital crab.
One who is annoying and parasitic in nature.

"Check out my crazy cousin Bob. He lives with my grandparents, doesn't pay them rent, eats their food, and sleeps all of the time!"

by vballhunk May 31, 2005

crispy critter

When someone has gone to the tanning bed to a point when they are dark beyond any human recognition.

That tanning bed mama who toasted her child is one crispy critter.

by electricjam420 July 22, 2012

Critter Christmas

How Satinist woodland-critters celebrate Christmas, but they also try to attempt to give birth to the Anti-christ.

Only a mountain lion can stop a Critter Christmas.

by Roujine The Hedgehog December 31, 2004

critter-critter

Critter-critter is a game played mostly in the southern states. A even amount of boy and girl players play. When someone sees roadkill on the road, they yell out "CRITTER-CRITTER!" If a boy yells it out, all the girls must take off one article of clothing. Critter-critter.

Jacob, Johnny, Lindsey, and Chelsae are playing critter-critter at night while driving down the highway. Chelsae sees a smashed armadillo and screams critter-critter. Jacob and Johnny take off their pants.

by lil_coleman September 28, 2005

crispy critters

firefighter paramedic slang for patients burned beyond recognition. Fourth and fifth degree burns, muscle and bone burning. Last stage before sixth degree burns, cremation (all tissue reduced to ash).

By the time we got there, the people trapped in the vehicle were crispy critters.

by Artnunymiss February 17, 2017

ass critter

1. One who lives in the anal cavity of another individual. These organisms never leave the host's anus, as they obtain their nutrients from their habitat.
2.An annoying animal or person.

I can't get rid of my god damn ass critters!

by CJAH April 21, 2004

crispy critter

A person who has suffered extensive, usually fatal, burns.

Military slang, but applicable to the civilian world.

There was one casualty in the hotel fire, a crispy critter.

by robert January 18, 2005