critter-critter 

Critter-critter is a game played mostly in the southern states. A even amount of boy and girl players play. When someone sees roadkill on the road, they yell out "CRITTER-CRITTER!" If a boy yells it out, all the girls must take off one article of clothing. Critter-critter.

Jacob, Johnny, Lindsey, and Chelsae are playing critter-critter at night while driving down the highway. Chelsae sees a smashed armadillo and screams critter-critter. Jacob and Johnny take off their pants.

critter-critter by lil_coleman September 28, 2005

Critter shitter 

A nasty, smelly toilet.

GAWDDDD, Bruto has a real critter shitter in his apartment!

Critter shitter by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Critter cage 

A small, cramped enclosure for inhabitants who may be smelly or nasty.

GAAAWD, the Freshman dorm rooms are a regular critter cage.

Critter cage by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Critter food 

Food that is made of vegetables, such as a salad.

This diet has me eating mostly critter food from the salad bar!

Critter food by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016

crestline critter 

A Crestline Critter is a person that has lived in the Town of Crestline CA their entire life. Usually has parents that smoke pot, so its cool for the Critter to follow suit. As the Critter matures, refers to everybody as a flatlander that's from out of town while they ask customers outside the local liqueur store for spare change .

Did you see that Crestline Critter getting arrested for public intoxication ? Toothless tweeker shardvark

crestline critter by McCrystals February 17, 2015

critter special 

When you are doing your girl from behind and spit on her back, thinking that you blew your load on her back. She turns around and you blow it right in her face for a lovely surprise.

When Cody was tired of going at it from behind, he pulled out the critter special.

critter special by leebopeep November 26, 2020

lit-critter 

A term of disparagement applied to a literary critic, implying the character traits of an overeducated shithead. Usually tarred with the postmodern brush as "pomo lit-critter".

"Dang! We are beset by lit-critters! Let loose toxic sarcasm!"

"Bill Clinton did his turn as a pomo lit-critter by testifying on the ambiguity of the word 'is'."

lit-critter by Michael Zeleny December 19, 2006