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Jermain Crinklesack

A god at Baseball, Football, Soccer, and Hockey.
Friend 1: “Did you know that Jermain Crinklesack has won a championship in every sport he has played?”

Friend 2: “Wow really, that’s amazing.”
by oi_crispy December 5, 2020
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crumplesack

someone who goes beyond the margin of failure
jesus- look dad i created cancer- also known as michael

god- son you crumplesack
by leleleleelelelel April 8, 2017
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Picking up the cripples

1) Walking out of the blind when duck hunting without a dog to pick up the wounded ducks to bring back to the blind.

2) Driving around the parking lot of a bar or club at or around closing time looking for the girls too inebriated to find they're cars or to drive home and getting them to get in your car so you can drive them to home for some drunken, freebie sex. (Always to go the girls house, that way you can leave after she passes out and she won't know how to find you the next day).
1)We didn't have a dog with us this weekend when we went hunting so I had to be the dog and go pick up the cripples.

2)Guy#2: What you do last night?
Guy#1: Went picking up the cripples.
Guy#2: Word, you get any?
Guy #1: Yep, but the drunk chick threw up in my car.
Guy #2: Damn!!! What'd you do?
Guy #1: I almost didn't have sex with her.
by givit May 22, 2009
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crippleage

the horrible feeling you get in your head when you wake up after a heavy night and then try and stand up.
Owain Wakes up
Owain tries to sit up
'Ahhh Cripppleage
by righ July 19, 2003
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creampie of cripples

refers to disabled people who are the most accessible and charismatic people in relation to the abled-bodied, yet still retain the identity of disabled due to a medical condition.
Bboy Crutch is known to be a creampie of cripples.
by Albert Aram Kim September 18, 2006
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Chronic cripples

Hard nipples from cold temperatures. Abbreviated to 'chronics'.
"Geez, its so cold, I've got chronics!"
by Jinx May 1, 2003
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Cripples

This bee-yatch is the librarian of a well known school (which isn't very well known at all, actually).

She can commonly be found looking for little kiddies to give rows and also in the cupboard with Mr. Cripples.

(Afro Chicken #3)
AFRO CRIPPLES!

Wooooooooooooooo?
by Yer ma February 3, 2005
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