Crimble

The sound a rock makes, or a grandma?

dude did you hear that rock crimble?

by Crimble September 26, 2020

Crimblebatch

When you’re baking a hot coffee cake, but it turns out to be Tom cruise.

“My coffee cake just turned into Tom cruise! Crimblebatch!

by SmellyPoof February 19, 2022

Crumbler

When a dude can't get up.

Dom was trying to bang this chick last night but couldn't get it up again . Chick called him the crumbler when she left.

by Sincitydrummer June 30, 2022

Crimbletwats

Antisocial 'festive' morons, especially once a year drinkers, who invade your local pub/bar fresh from a phoney looking Christmas market. They verbally abuse the regulars, puke up in the toilets, upset everyone and leave, never to be seen again.

'I see the Crimbletwats are back. Let's get out of here, and avoid going out again until February!'

by SleepyJohn December 20, 2022

Crimble

The Crimble is the book in which all Crimnipple related stories are held, it is what holds the Crimnipple's stories and lore together, and shares it with the rest of humanity.

Z: C, have you written the stories assigned to you down in the Crimble yet?
C: No.......
Z: *sigh* C, C, C...

by Crimnip4alt August 20, 2024

Crimblets

Crimblets: Crumbs of crumbs. Small bits of other small bits. Particles I guess?

"wipe the cookie crimblets off the couch"

"I got weed crimblets all over myself while loading the bowl"

by Stxney August 24, 2025

cookie crumblers

Little kids / babies: Children, in general.

Referring to her grandchildren, Gramma affectionately asked her son, "where are your little cookie crumblers?"

by MzGypsy September 30, 2011