Definitions by SmellyPoof

Vercrash 

Getting into a car accident into Vermont.

“Hey mom. It’s me. Yeah. I just got into a vercrash right to a deer near Montpelier.”

Vercrash by SmellyPoof February 19, 2022

Crimblebatch 

When you’re baking a hot coffee cake, but it turns out to be Tom cruise.

“My coffee cake just turned into Tom cruise! Crimblebatch!

Crimblebatch by SmellyPoof February 19, 2022