A young man on twitter who is an absolute hype beast for crypto-currencies and makes long term predictions, often backed by memed and self-fulfilling financial charts.
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A mother. Fucking. Goblin. A controversial rapper. Wolf Haley. A hypebeast. There’s so much to describe Tyler that it will take me fucking days.
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Get the Tyler, the Creator mug.Although used on previous occasions by great scholars, such as on the TV debate between Gore Vidal and William F. Buckley, when Vidal accused Buckley of being a 'crypto-fascist', this term was made a popular insult amongst geeks by the BBC sitcom Red Dwarf.
A crypto-fascist is a 'hidden' supporter of fascism. It is only truly applicable to individuals, as by definition a mass movement of crypto-fascism ceases to be cryptological. That is to say, a crypto-fascist has ideologically totalitarian views, but has not yet found a movement which sufficiently reflects these views, and thus remains 'hidden'.
A crypto-fascist is a 'hidden' supporter of fascism. It is only truly applicable to individuals, as by definition a mass movement of crypto-fascism ceases to be cryptological. That is to say, a crypto-fascist has ideologically totalitarian views, but has not yet found a movement which sufficiently reflects these views, and thus remains 'hidden'.
Young Lister: But I'm not into dosh, I hate money, I loathe possessions, It's just so... crypto-fascist.
Lister: Will you stop saying everything's crypto-fascist? You make me sound like I was a complete git!
Lister: Will you stop saying everything's crypto-fascist? You make me sound like I was a complete git!
by esterbuan tuero May 7, 2005
Get the crypto-fascist mug.A cryptocuck is someone who is very annoying. They tend to always endorse crypto currency as a "revolutionary" new technology that is great. In reality the crypto market is a zero sum game that can lose all its value in a heart beat. Cryptocucks will generally be into many other things such as suck elon musk's dick for no reason, trying to advertise their shitty coins that are clearly pump n dumps, and trying to ride the band wagon on r/wallstreetbets. Be careful as these guys are extremely dangerous keyboard warriors who will get angry if you screenshot their NFT.
Cryptocuck: Hey john did you see Elon Musk's new hyperloop? Its going to change the world!!!
John: Shut up mike the hyperloop will never work and all you do is advertise your shitty crypto. You're a cryptocuck.
John: Shut up mike the hyperloop will never work and all you do is advertise your shitty crypto. You're a cryptocuck.
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The thinking is that if you take away any of rich people's $$$, they will stop putting their money back into the economy (aka creating jobs). Unfortunately, these rich fuckers could care less about creating jobs, unless it's cheap overseas labor... and when they don't pay their taxes, America suffers.
The thinking is that if you take away any of rich people's $$$, they will stop putting their money back into the economy (aka creating jobs). Unfortunately, these rich fuckers could care less about creating jobs, unless it's cheap overseas labor... and when they don't pay their taxes, America suffers.
What a sec, isn't this whole "job creators" b.s. the same thing Raegan tried to sell us back in the 80s with "trickle-down economics." Ouch, my ass hurts. Somebody get me some Vaseline!
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