Lonsdale Creps

Bird shat on them. Had to take them back.

Crap. Bird just shat on my Lonsdale creps I gotta take them back

by TobyKKO07 October 20, 2020

Scoville craps

When your anus has a hangover from eating something very spicy that you aren't used to (especially something high on the scoville scale). You get spicy butt. The butt and rectum feels spicy. You may also get cap cramps.

I tried 10 habanero peppers and I had the scoville craps.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 1, 2022

Crease Lizard

A ridiculous phrase created by a Versus announcer in the 2010 NHL playoffs to describe a player that screens the opposing goalie and spends a lot of time in front of the net.

Boy that Tomas Holmstrom is a real crease lizard! Also I'm a biased douchebag announcer on Versus.

by Sir Charles Barkley May 14, 2010

Crapsmanship

refers to the production or fabrication of sub-standard products by one who misguidedly feels their creations worthy of high praise; oblivious to their lack of skills wasting money, time, and perfectly good materials.

The cabinet Bobby built was yet another fine example of crapsmanship.

by FatrCat November 2, 2008

crapsicle

waste matter leaked out of a plane, also known as "blue ice"

from an episode of CSI:NY…
Aiden is puzzled because the Port-a-Potty chemicals match the matter on Bill's jeans but those in his head wound. She breaks down the chemicals and focuses on the one that doesn't match: Dimethyl Benzyl Ammonium, which is used mostly in airplane toilets. Aiden puts it together: waste matter leaked out of a plane, froze in the atmosphere and came crashing down to earth, striking Bill Lamakkia on the head and killing him. Flack is nonplussed: "A crapsicle killed this guy?" he wonders.

by victahr September 14, 2005

creasters

People that only go to church on Easter and Christmas.

There was nowhere to sit at mass 'cuz of all the creasters.

by ThatBul January 19, 2005

Crapsulation

The delicate yet impervious insulation that forms on the surface-exposed exterior of larger caliber fecal material that, when violated, can no longer contain the noxious turd-stank contained within. Of particular relevance to sun-baked side-walk and lawn droppings.

Oh snap! Run! Grandpa was cleaning the yard and broke crapsulation! He can't smell it, but we can. Here it comes...

by YAWA August 21, 2016