cheesus

If Jesus were made out of cheese his name would be Cheesus

mmmmm Cheesus

by Devin Diggler April 27, 2004

Cheesus Crust

The thousand years have ended. I have seen the oceans turn to boiling cheese sauce and the moon crumble like crackers. Now is the end time. Have faith in our Lord Cheesus Crust, for only through chedar and triscuts may you save your eternal soul.

Kiss my (_|_) bitches, Cheesus Crust is Coming!!!

by Mr.Asshole August 19, 2006

Cheesus Christ

The messiah formed from cheese.

Cheesus Christ! I just stubbed my toe!

by Boogiman February 17, 2009

Cheesus

The god of cheese. when you can’t say Jesus just say cheesus

Cheesus barry! That was close

by Emmx February 2, 2019

cheesus

a cheeeto shaped like jesus

i stole a bag of cheetos from 7 11 n there was a cheesus inside.

by phat as peace a sh!T October 17, 2011

Cheesusaurus Rex

The little douche bag yellow dinosaur that is the mascot for Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.

Whoa! look at Cheesusaurus Rex surf on a wave of cheese!!!

by McLuvin39 July 23, 2009

Cheesus

The all mighty Cheese god. He's a big wise man made of cheese and is all powerfull. U may see him on smope halucinations of just be in touch with him spiritually.

Cheesus the all mighty god of cheese and all that is holy (like swiss cheese)..........pun man away

by Jeff April 5, 2004