Crayonize

The act of dumbing down an explanation of something for someone with no intelligence or understanding of the topic being discuss. Commonly used by IT Professionals talking to Sales people.

I will have to crayonize these instructions for this sales user.

by BigFatDad1968 January 12, 2023

Crayonsexual

When opening a packet of crayons or drawing with crayons, you start shitting hard and it doesn't stop for at least 3-4 hours.

Person: When i gave my little sister a packet of 64 crayons she started having a crayonsexual incident and it was really awkward cause I heard everything.

by Giraffeeater July 5, 2016

Crandle

in addition to the male penis you light a candle, quickly put it out and stuff it in the girls "area" along with your "unit". The sensation of flesh,wax, and burning is the ultimate sensation for both partners instantly.

The Don Mega on one of his many mack adventures gone wrong

Chanukah just got a whole lot more Kinky... you sons of bitches

by Bouy Stantefeld December 2, 2003

crandle

christina's bear; formerly known as snowball.

We entered Crandle from the armpit. (His favorite spot to get finger-love!)

by ninja May 15, 2004

Crandles

The opposite of Cyphix. Therefore, crandles are terrible with the broads, and usually stay virgins well past their middle age crisis.

Only crandles waste their life playing Dungeons and Dragons in their parents basement.

by Booski January 29, 2006

Crandle

used in a situation that is bad, or a negatice connatation

crandle! i burnt my foot

by j33btang February 11, 2008

Crandle

One of the most loved people around. Filled with fun and always can make someone smile, no matter what goes wrong. Partying is where their life is lived and where everyone loves to see this person.

Dude you are such a Crandle, its rediculous!

or

Girls: I hope there are some crandles at this party tonight!

by Brentel43 November 28, 2012