white crayon

Someone who is utterly useless. Refers to the least-selected crayon in the box.

I don't know how that guy ended up getting promoted, he never does ANYTHING. He's a White Crayon.

by Armed & Hammered July 26, 2006

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Ken Carson

The greatest human being and rapper of all time

Person 1: who is Ken Carson?
Person 2: The man who saved my life

by del$$88 September 12, 2021

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brown crayon

When, no matter how many times you wipe, you keep getting that single streak of brown.

Jesus! Is there, like, a brown crayon in there?

by Fred Foo August 26, 2007

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Purple Crayon

Black dick

That white girl loves the purple crayon

by Hanleezy April 21, 2009

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an annoyingly awesome maths teacher, who makes you share ovalteenies against your will. Luigi. Tries to be funny but just brings up memes and vines from 2014. But he's still a legend with a debilitating ankle injury (rope burn)

"I bet it was a scott cason that stole my ovalteenies'"

by Ellie and Phoebe November 24, 2017

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The Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza

An unknowable, dangerous plot, one that may never be discovered. One that, if left unchecked, may consume the world.

"The hardline questionanza of the matter is not what the Big Bonanza IS... But what the Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza will BECOME... If given the time to fester." - 'Symple' Symon Symonson, 1199 Anno Domini

by Niktionary.com October 19, 2023

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