Crap Slap

When you go into a room and shit into your hand, then run out wildly and slap someone in the face while the shit is in your hand.

Wow! Nick sure did get Chase with that Crap Slap.

by Mooneyham April 17, 2006

CAPSLAP

When responding to a Facebook post, message or other written communication you reply in all CAPITAL LETTERS! This will show you are angry with the content or upset that you have to repeat yourself etc.

Q: I can't log into my computer, will somebody help me? (This question has already been answered at least 10 times)
A: DENISE I HAVE SHOWN YOU HOW TO DO THIS MANY TIMES!
Denise just got CAPSLAPPED!

by Socialpolice June 12, 2020

crapflaps

ones bottom, backside, bumcheeks, ass

Sorry you didnt win" - "Oh crapflaps!

by The Iron Lotus March 2, 2011

craplap

A craplap is when you’re receiving a lap dance from someone and they take a fat shit on your lap.

“Aw man i was at club tush and i totally got craplapped, it was awesome!”

by Tushy24you January 27, 2018