crappacino 

(a)A drink that in no way resembles cappacino yet is labelled under that name. Often tasting of old fag ends mixed with mud topped with foam that looks and tastes like cheap shaving foam.

To drink 'a crap cino' hence crappacino or any drink purchased from Starbucks.

crappacino by Aneeta August 15, 2006

crappuccino 

A cappuccino that is lacking in all the qualities of a true cappuccino, be it due too lack of heat, lack of coffee, or simple lack of flavour.

"I ordered a coffee half an hour ago and all I got was this tepid crappuccino. Damn Starbucks and their lacklustre service."

crappuccino by bonbonbonbonbons September 22, 2009

crappucino (latte) 

The emulsion left behind after an intense session of anal sex. It's a latte, when no condom is used.

It was great! Until she spilled her crappucino on my new satin sheets.

crappucino (latte) by WingZer0 September 17, 2003

crapaccino 

The inevitable turd after strong coffee.

Man the coffee has gone through me, time for a crapaccino

crapaccino by bigsando May 8, 2014

crappuccino 

Foamy fluid of dark brown crap that jets out of one's butt when an individual 1) has a terrible, terrible case of diarrhea 2) has taken an industrial strength laxative or 3) has consumed a copious amount of beer on an empty stomach

Dude, I can't play ball today... I've been dispensing crappuccino since 4am

crappuccino by M.K.M. September 23, 2005

Crapacino

A crappily made $4 coffee drink

I waited 10 minutes on line, paid $4 and ended up with a louse crapacino.

Crapacino by Pete's Friend February 24, 2006

Crappaccino 

Descriptive of a bout of diarrhoea that leaves the bottom of the toilet looking not much unlike the fluffy top of a cup of cappuccino.

'Fucking hell John, I shouldn't have that kebab last night, I ended up having a crappaccino in the toilet pan this morning'

Crappaccino by Freshmans December 21, 2007