The act of purchasing a car as a means to make amends for a major relationship transgression. Usually associated with adultery.
by patshure May 25, 2015
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Crackology is the science of everything to do with crack. This includes but is not limited to; smoking, cooking, selling, and bargaining for crack cocaine. Sometimes referred to as a Crackologist.
Crackology is the science of everything to do with crack. This includes but is not limited to; smoking, cooking, selling, and bargaining for crack cocaine. Sometimes referred to as a Crackologist.
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In addition to what a purely literal reading of the word suggests ("the study of maps") it is also the ancient art of divination of future events through maps and charts based on geographical features of the real world. One who is trained in the practice of these sacred rituals is called a Cartologist. This honorable profession is not to be confused with the mere trade of the "Cartographer" who can only be considered a technician in comparison. A true Cartologist has been endowed with the skills to foretell one's path in life by observing the intricate geometrical figures on any kind of topographical map (that is reasonably accurate) depicting the subject's immediate surroundings at the moment of the soothsaying. It has also been described as "navigational forecasting" and "finding one's way" with the clear intention of alluding to the spiritual connotations of said expressions.
We're lost! We will have to consult the map. Is there anyone here who's been inaugurated to the cult of Cartology?
Let the Cartologist read the map! He will know where we're going.
Let the Cartologist read the map! He will know where we're going.
by MEGATiN! July 21, 2011
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The following conclusions have been made about the chav from our individual studies:
1. They wear burberry. Duh
2. They regularly dine at McDonald's or if the money is rolling in, Burger King
3. Usually cheat the benefits system of welfare system e.g.: Keith Mooney
1. They wear burberry. Duh
2. They regularly dine at McDonald's or if the money is rolling in, Burger King
3. Usually cheat the benefits system of welfare system e.g.: Keith Mooney
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Get the Cyanology mug.The symbiosis of driver and machine, with the added knowledge of their team and engineers working together.
by ErebusMotorsport April 21, 2013
Get the Carmology mug.1. When you have diarrhea so devastating that you fear it will never end.
2. The aftermath that lingers after a violent bowel movement.
2. The aftermath that lingers after a violent bowel movement.
1. That habenero eating contest set off the crapocolypse! But I survived.
2. UGH! Get me a lighter, scented candles, and bleach. It smells like the crapocolypse just happened.
2. UGH! Get me a lighter, scented candles, and bleach. It smells like the crapocolypse just happened.
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