craplage

more intense than just using the plain word “crap” craplage is only used in situations of extreme shock. (pronounced crap- ledge)

“holy craplage”

by sabrinasabrina September 3, 2019

crapaphobia

The irrational fear that one might actually see his or her poop before flushing the toilet.

Ann has such a severe case of crapaphobia that she once fell down and broke her arm in the bathroom while trying to frantically reach for the flusher handle.

by maxn512 June 27, 2008

crapapple

an peice of excretion that its impressivly large in size and shape

the poo i just droped was a crapapple, it tore my ass on tha way out

by mike lennon March 13, 2003

craptapulous

crappy beyond possible measurement.

Her breath was craptapulous.
The craptapulous party left her in complete dismay.

by Ashlee Hamre December 2, 2005

crapalappin

like crap but longer and more childish

crapalappin! i forgot my homework at chelsey's.

by bob newhaul May 11, 2008

Crapflapslap

A synonym for spanking.

"And I crapflapslapped that cheating whore all the way to venus."

by Jaja the Juju November 7, 2011

crapalapadap

Said to someone who says something that makes no sense.

That makes no sense! "crapalapadap" see I can make no sense too.

by GuppNZ September 11, 2012