crazingtons

A fictional disease one uses to explain peculiar symptoms one cannot link to any specific ailment.

An inexplicable change in appearance or personality could be caused by the sudden onset of crazingtons.

A.K.A Crazingtons Disease

Man, what's up with that douche? He's probably got crazingtons or something.

by Shaz_Mazoo October 9, 2006

Crapintines Day

When you're single and nauseated by all the supposedly "happy" couples making goo goo eyes and calling each other shmoopy around you.

Great another fucking Crapintines Day alone

by steve austin September 19, 2005

Cardington

A town that’s fully of pussy ass bitches who need to grow the fuck up and let themselves go.

Damn don’t be a bitch from cardington

by F-Dingtown November 4, 2019

crapintosh

Operating system that causes programmers to consider suicide.

I've spent a year on this project and I've got it working on every platform except Crapintosh OSX.

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

crapintosh

A shiny brightly colored piece of very crappy plastic that is sometimes utilized for the sole purpose of capturing the attention of little girls and the severely mentally handicapped.

"Wow! Sally I don't know shit about computers but your little niece with down syndrome sure does love to chew on that crapintosh's one-button mouse!"

by Hate Crapintosh August 8, 2004

cramlington

Cramlington is a famous location in northumberland just outside newcastle famous for manor walks, buzcock and inbreds.

A place where all the little divys go and inbreds 2 drink act hard and get easy sex.

'Here ye cumin 2 crammy/cramlington 4 a drink, shag the slags and have a fight like hew'

'my dads my grandad and my ma's my auntie'

by ian david wright May 12, 2010

crapintosh

macintosh computer that is a piece of shit and your computer support techs refuse to help you fix it

my crapintosh just crashed for the fourth time this hour.

by halex March 28, 2003