CraptainObvious

Another misnomer of CaptainSensible. Someone proficient in stating the bleeding obvious, as though you're too stupid to understand what is common knowledge, and as if you really care about what he has to say anyway.

I can't believe Jarvis thought he had to tell me Ron Paul was a Republican, as if I didn't know that, especially after seeing him on The Colbert Report, discussing his REPUBLICAN Presidential Campaign. I'm gonna respond to the smarmy git.

Don't bother, it's CraptainObvious

by generalderpanzertruppen September 23, 2007

Craptain Crunch

Captain Crunch with water instead of milk or Captain Crunch without sugar.

Also a popular metal band.
www.myspace.com/craptaincrunchrules

"Hey Joe, what's with the craptain crunch?!"

by Fire Ninja September 7, 2007

crapfart

When a person intends to pass gas but ends up with a bit of stink in his or her pants.

Person 1: Hey, why did you run out of class today?

Person 2: It was so embarrassing, I had a crapfart.

by 4doxyr March 7, 2017

Craptain Crunch

Taking a very nutty poo.

God damnit Jerry, you took a humongous Craptain Crunch in my new bathtub...

by The poo man September 22, 2010

crapfilter

A filter that fills up crap as it filter you breath.

Use a crapfilter your breath stinks

by jerome January 12, 2005

captaintrips

An ugly short boy who got banned from YT and continues to make alters.

Arr! It's Captain Trips of the Mullet! Run away, mi laddies.

by Downvoting Victim February 15, 2005

crapfactory

1) dirt box, anus, chocolate starfish. an arsehole

2)a person who talks nothing but shit

ooh i`ve got to nip to the toilet it turning out time at the crapfactory

by dan bailey January 16, 2004