Hot Cafeteria

A kicked-up version of a Dutch Oven.

When you are laying in bed with a significant other, take a shit in bed and then trap them under the covers.

Samantha almost threw up when she was tricked into bed by her husband with a surprise that turned out to be a Hot Cafeteria.

by CWKI May 1, 2011

school cafeteria

selling way to expensive food to f/suckers who want to buy it.

i didnt get to eat lunch today, because my food stamps ran out and i am hungry now.

by samdog November 16, 2004

Cafeteria Christian

One who chooses which customs of christianity to follow, in the same manner as one who chooses only the tastiest food at a cafeteria.

dude-man: "I choose to pray for a raise and celebrate christmas, but not the bit about killing nonbelievers."

guy-fellow: "i guess that makes you a cafeteria christian, huh?"

by Dannyman4444 January 14, 2010

Crapcetera-crapcetera

Exclamation of repetition:etcetera ect, crc

The list included the usual: cabbage, rabbits, socks, crapcetera-crapcetera

by Broken Lizzard May 14, 2006

crackteria

The bacteria that lives in a vaginal or rectal crack.

I went down on my wife last night and emerged this morning with foul halitosis from her “crackteria”.

by devestment October 10, 2009

Clapterial

A person you would definitely smash/clap.

Sam: "Damn, Stiffler's mom is pretty hot"
Finch: "Yeah, she is some high tier clapterial"

by Thememenecromancer January 5, 2021

cafeteria nazi

a lunch lady at Elk Grove High School that serves you bad food, gives you a hard time, demands exact change, or trys to charge you for napkins. They are scheming to take over the world, led by the one with short black hair that look like Moe from the Three Stooges.

Run before they see you leaving through the entrance!

by Notoriously M.A.V. June 1, 2005