crapshack

A crappy, poorly built and maintained house, often referred to as a shithole.

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

crapshoot

1. A toss up, roll of the dice, or a gamble. Anything could happen.
2. Taking a bet purely for the action of it, not based on the odds in one's favor.
3. In poker, making a call for a large amount purely on a draw just to take a chance at the reward.

1. My internet connection has been a crapshoot lately with all the storms and power outages.
2. That team has been up and down lately but I got a good feeling about tonight, at the least it's a crapshoot.
3. I figured I'd take a crapshoot and try to catch the flush on him after his comments at the table all night, would have been straight crenshaw to piss that prick off.

by Dave.R. July 1, 2006

cramps

That demon inside your uterus ripping up your insides

period cramps are the worst

by zek123 July 2, 2016

craps slap

Guys - when you're fucking a girl, pull out, cum in your hand, shake it in your hand and slap her in the face. (like your playing craps in vegas)

Chicks - you're blowin a guy, act like you swallow, spit in your hand, shake it up and slap the guy in the face.

Dude, i was in vegas this weekend and totally craps slapped a $80 hooker.

Omg kelly, i found out that my boyfriend was with a hooker in vegas last weekend so i thought "what a perfect time for a craps slap"

by texace13 July 6, 2010

Cramps

Hell on Earth

I hate having periods! My cramps are horrible!

by wellletsvibe April 5, 2020

The Cramps

R.I.P Lux (Erick Lee Purkhiser) Interior (October 21, 1946 – February 4, 2009) musician and a founding member of the legendary band The Cramps. He died at 4:30am on February 4, 2009, in Glendale, California of a pre-existing heart condition. The Cramps and Lux will be sadly missed.

I saw The Cramps at least 60 times and they were always kick ass.

by Old Skool Jim February 5, 2009

cramps

a god awful pain girls go through during "that time of the month"

i have such bad cramps

by JENiQA March 20, 2007