cranny ax

Male genetalia. As heard in the song Bloodhound Gang - F.U.C.K

Batter dip the cranny ax, In the gut locker

by insecureshoe December 20, 2006

cranky

irritable, grouchy, crabby

Why are you so cranky today? Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

by Light Joker April 9, 2006

Cranky Hanky

A tampon or feminine napkin pad.

I thought I was gonna get laid - but the bitch was stuffed with a Cranky Hanky.

by Haywood Jablowme November 1, 2004

Cranky Kong

The grandpa in the Donkey Kong series. Usually gives advice begrudgingly to Donkey. A very cranky individual.

Donkey Kong walks into Cranky's house.

Cranky Kong: "What do you want you lazy Kong?!"

by Rhinochunks October 28, 2011

cranky grandma

A cranky grandma is when one stands against the wall and their partner does a handstand and proceeds to fart in the other person's mouth.

That guy just did a cranky grandma to my sister. I'm 'bousts to whoop his ass.

by goochy January 19, 2006

Cranky Ass

an itchy anus when one does not fully wipe.

Mary developed an irritating case of cranky ass because she ran out of toilet paper.

by Jake November 8, 2003

granny cranny

A grandmother's vagina.

There were decoys on my search for a true granny cranny, those were just wrinkly skin folds. I was not discouraged however, the middle-aged disappointments she calls children came from somewhere. "Keeping seeking and you will find", I told myself.

by Granny_Cranny May 21, 2014