crackle lack'n

Its a term used to refer to whats Happening,usually in a question.

"Whats crackle lack'n?" which means "whats happening?" or "whats up?"

by Valentine.A. November 18, 2007

Crackle Rag

The cloth, towel or sock used to wipe up semen and juices after masturbation or sex. Repeated use creates a wonderful crackling crust.

My mom found my crackle rag and asked a lot of uncomfortable questions.

My uncle slapped me with his crackle rag when he found me looking his porn collection.

This sock has been my crackle rag for years. I refuse to wash away the memories.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

cracklet

A peckerwood’s minuscule pink pecker

Melvin’s 3 inch cracklet is cannot compete sexually in regards to satisfying women with Jerome’s 10 inch BBC

by Honksley McCuckold November 16, 2019

Snap-Crackle-Pop

Three gay cereal box characters that are clinically depressed because they don't represent a better tasting cereal.

Jesus Christ Pop, couldn't you score us a better marketing gig. You def won't be getting any action from Crackle or I, since we are so depressed we are unable to sustain an election. Snap- Crackle-Pop cereal is a terrible tasting

Fuck this cereal tastes like suicide; so bland and ricey I bet Snap-Crackle-Pop died long ago from depression.

The only way to make this cereal represented by Snap, Crackle and Pop delicious...is to have Marshmallow Man blow his sticky load into the box and let that shit dry into little square treats.

by Snuggle Piss October 27, 2016

crackle pop

a witty retort mocking someone who says "oh, snap!"

You're momma's so fat, they have an urban dictionary entry about it.

Oh, Snap!

Crackle Pop!

by pwns3524 May 13, 2010

Crackle Bugs

Any beetle that clicks, crackles and sounds like Rice Crispies if you pick it up or touch it. Found in abundance in Florida near Disney world.
Not to be confused with Cracka bugs which are white in color, also make noise when you mess with them but usually the noise is all they do and bite less often than both Crackle bugs and chiggers (which are a cross between the black dung beetle and an asian beetle).

I was walking down the sidewalk and there were crackle bugs everywhere.

by Kev1969 September 26, 2017

crackletranton

A horrifically messy room, usually a crime scene.

Person 1: "What's the place like?"
Person 2: "What's it like? It's a crackletranton."

by tinnedTomatoes September 25, 2021