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CrackerJacking

When you slightly apply a thick coat of peanut butter around your penis then gently place saltine crackers and spread them over the tip and bottom of your cock sandwiching them and spread jelly lightly on a girls outter pussy lips .

Thrusting your saltine coated cock inside her mashing the saltines as you sing and chant the peanut butter jelly song thrusting at the pace of the song

If you don't have peanut butter you can always substitute with nutella only you have to sing chocolate rain instead .
Ex. Damn Jenny is so bad I would love to crackerjack her and show her some peanut butter jelly time

Me and Paulina were crackerjacking their were crumbs fucking everywhere
by PeanutButterPuppetPal July 2, 2019
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Crackerjack

Someone who intrudes an organized setting.

Often used in Xbox Live.

Originated In NJ
On Xbox 360:

Me: I got your back.
Friend:OK im going.
Me: The target is there!
Random Person: Hey Guys Can I Join??
Me: CRACKERJACK!
by bgon April 19, 2009
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Crackerjacks

Having great affection for something or someone, bordering on love.
I don't really like her personality, but I'm crackerjacks for that ass.
by Lukezilla March 4, 2009
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Crackerjack

Someone who is a crackerjack, is someone who is greatly humourous, and is able to "crack" you up, i.e, induce a great amount of laughter from you.
Adam: So then I said, that's not a chevy, it's a fjord!

Gary: You're a real crackerjack, Adam.
by Mister Schmidt May 23, 2010
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crackerjacker

Noun

1. A person who steals the toy or surprise from a box of crackerjacks, cereal or happy meal without the intention of eating anything.

2. A retarded criminal who, in an attempt to rob someone, threatens bodily harm with a saltine cracker.
"That crackerjacker got me for my decoder ring and I'll bet he touched every Fruit Loop in the box with his grubby, dirty, little fingers."
by billebllunt May 14, 2014
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Crackerjack

Word used to describe a crack head, or drug abuser- typically a white male. Also see crackhead
Aye look at that white boy over there fuckin' faded. Such a Crackerjack.
He tryna act like us but he know he ain't bout that life. Just another Crackerjack.
by mira_fooooo May 3, 2015
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crackerjacker

wow crackerjacker is awesome.
by the illusionist September 23, 2003
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