Colamonkey123

Colamonkey123 is so funny and she is so pretty she also has a bf named Danny

Omg that girl is so pretty oh wait.. she’s colamonkey123

by Colanomkey123 December 15, 2021

Chamonkey Wucker

A woman with hairy nether regions.

She sure was good in the sac but is she sure had a hairy Chamonkey Wucker.

by Coletrain Da McAndrews March 10, 2021

cokemonkey

A nickname for people who do large amounts of crack cocaine

Chris Farley was such a cokemonkey.

by Ames Hill November 16, 2007

cockmonkey

A person who does (nonetheless it may be important work) less than strategic work, simple labor-intensive tasks like painting, cleaning, laundry.

Hotel maid Jennifer Lopez is unable to get the leading man politician to even look at her as long as she's simply "the help" (a cockmonkey) in "Maid in Manhattan" (2002).

by Pope M August 26, 2007

cockmonkey

cockymonkey: Grade A++ asshole. Probably kills babies in their free time. Most likely a decedent of Hitler. Or maybe the Anti-Christ himself.

Guy1: I think that The Dark Knight is a pretty trash movie.
Guy2: You're a motherfucking Cockmonkey!!!!

by satchman51 December 17, 2017

cornmonkey

a monkey that has snuck its way into Canada via corn hopper rail car. It lives in the newly created "ethanol factory" eco system and is constantly disrupting production

That cornmonkey should not be living here, how did it get from mexico to Canada

by CornMonkey October 18, 2008

chowmonkey

someone who makes obnoxious sounds while eating so much that you have to leave to somewhere else

dude your such a chowmonkey im gonna go now your fucking obnoxious

by bobchicken June 27, 2009